On Thursday, May 13th, from 6:30-9:30, Hot Blondies Bakery will be serving our blondie and brunette babes at Curbed’s exclusive party to celebrate the new jaw-dropping two-acre deck at Columbus Square. This is a special, invite-only event, and the guest list is limited to 200 guests, so if you’re interested, please email ColumbusSqParty@curbed.com and let them know you’d like to be on the list.

We blondies love any excuse to bring some tequila into the mix. So in the first week of May, we have one more very important holiday on our minds. Cinco de Mayo! Get out your pinatas and bring on the margaritas! And for those that like it hot, we’re offering our CALIENTE BRUNETTES. Our deliciously moist, decadent brownies plus a dash of cayenne spice and a sprinkle of cinnamon. Hotter than Spanish fly.

We’re excited to let you know that every Saturday HBB will be a part of the super cool Hester Street Fair. Check it out one Saturday, now through December at the corner of Hester and Essex streets in Manhattan’s Lowe East Side.

We’re looking for summer interns! Working at HBB is a blast, and it would be a great learning opportunity for anyone interested in: 1) entrepreneurship 2) food service/restaurant industry 3) retail (we will be spending the summer working on opening our retail space) 4) small business including accounting, marketing, business development and wholesale and, of course, 5) baking skills. If this sounds good to you, email orders@hotblondiesbakery.com.

HBB is proud to sponsor the sixth annual BAMart Silent Auction Cocktail Reception. On Saturday, March 27th, from 3pm-6pm, join participating artists and special guests Andrew Andrew to celebrate the ten-day event featuring works by over 160 visual artists and designers working in a variety of media and at all prices. For more information, please visit bam.org/auction.

We’ve got eggs and we know how to use them. This Easter, you will be on the hunt for our EASTER BUNNY BLONDIES. Bunnies and blondies haven’t merged so well since the Playboy Club closed down. Brighten up your Easter Sunday with a bunch of these colorful egg-shaped blondies adorned with oh so pretty decorations.

And for those of us who are constantly plagued with the lack of tasty desserts during Passover, the search is over. Our ROCK THE SEDER Brunettes will rock your world. Forget the afikomen. You’ll be hiding these babies so you can eat them all week long.

There once were two smoking hot chicks
Who were known for their mad baking tricks
Their chances aren’t sucky
When they want to get lucky
Of the fellows they both have their picks.

And if luck runs out, then traditional Irish drink is always a safe fall back option. We honor both the pale ale and the dark stout this month with our BLACK AND TAN Brunette-of-the-Month. The black is a rich, dark chocolate brownie, the tan is gobs of yummy caramel.

Enter HBBshamrock at checkout to receive 20% off now through March 17th.

On Tuesday, March 16th from 6-8pm HBB will be at Bed Bath & Beyond (620 Sixth Avenue, NYC) sampling our delicious Blondies and Brunettes for it’s annual Bridal + Gift Registry event. If you’re in the neighborhood pop in to say hello!

You always want what you can’t have. So, celiacs, we know you’ve been lusting longingly after our hot blondies and brunettes.

Now, glutenphobes, rejoice! By popular demand, we bring you the GLUTEN-FREE BRUNETTE. These brunettes are every bit delicious as our others, however, they are completely wheat, flour and gluten free.

Roses are boring
And those violets blew
Blondies are hot
And you can be too!

Flowers, yawn. Cheesy chocolates, double yawn. We can pick out our own jewelry, thank you very much. And lingerie? You wish.

Take it from blondies with lots of V-Day gift getting experience: different is good, pink is better, and super decadent is best. So this Valentine’s Day, show your loved one(s) how much you care by sending the ultimate in decadence and style — HEART TO HEART BLONDIES.

You know what they say. The quickest way to a chick’s bedroom is through her stomach. So it’s time to get some. Blondies, that is. Now available in Babes too!

Enter HBBlove at checkout to receive 20% off.