Make mom's day with a treat from our new line...The Crunchies.

And no, they are not the hippie wannabes from your school days who wore patchouli and Birks and faux dreads.  They are the complete opposite, in fact. 

These are the most decadent, filthy rich, indulgent treats of ours yet. You thought the Matzoh Crunch was good? Get a load of these: 

S'mores Crunch: Graham Crackers covered with caramel, chocolate and toasted marshmallows. 

Rice Krispie Crunch: Rice krispies melded together with marshmallows and caramel, slathered with dark chocolate.

Heath Bar Pretzel Crunch: A melange  of caramel and pretzels and loads of chopped up Heath Bars.  

Peanut Butter Cracker Crunch: Buttery Ritz crackers infused with peanut butter caramel and sprinkled with chocolate chips. 

Check out HBB owner Laura Paterson on Jimmy Choo's newly launched Choo 24:7 Stylemakers blog looking hot as ever in her Jimmy's on a grocery run. The site is all Choo, all the time. I mean, what could be better than starlets in Choo's...Gwenyth, Reese, Scarlett, Laura. Go to New York, Afternoon to see the shot. Tell them HBB sent you. 

Come and check out Mad. Sq. Eats - a monthlong outdoor food haven. Worth Square is filled with the diverse tastes of some of New York's most raved about eateries.  HBB joins Eataly, Calexico, Roberta's Pizza, Mile End and more. So come for dinner and then stop by HBB for dessert! The event runs from May 4th though June 1st and is open daily from 11am-9pm. 

What do you get when you combine one Hot Blondies Bakery & one Babeland Sex Toy Store? 

 a) a whole lot of smokin' Hot Babes

b) some kick ass sex toys (and the smarts to use them) 

c) some deliciously naughty Blondies & Brunettes

d) a FABULOUS & FUN party 

or 

e) ALL OF THE ABOVE

Starting May 21, Hot Blondies Bakery is teaming up with Babeland, an education based, sex positive toy store since 1999, to bring you the ultimate naughty party experience.  

First, a Babeland Sex Educator will take you on "tour" of Babeland's top selling toys plus a tutorial on how to use them. Then, a Hot Blondie will show you all the secrets of super sexy baking. With dirrrty baking tins and all. 

Perfect for any bachelorette, birthday or any time you are in the proverbial mood.

What better way to show case our masterpieces than at this weekend's art spectacular Frieze New York, an art fair presenting the most forward-thinking galleries from around the globe, bringing an international focus to the dynamic contemporary art scene in New York. Find us at the Fat Radish Cafe. 

For those who are constantly plagued with the lack of tasty desserts during Passover, the search is over. 

Our ROCK THE SEDER Brunettes will rock your world. Forget the afikomen. You'll be hiding these babies so you can eat them all week long.  

If you're a slave to the crunch when it comes to sweets, you will adore our MATZOH CRUNCH. With layers of caramel, chocolate and matzoh, this could rival matzoh brei as the Passover Food Most Likely to Be Eaten Not During Passover. Stock up. 

 Our treats are all the rage! And why wouldn't they be? Check out the recent post on Joe's Daily.

HBB loves everything about  BAM, which is why we are so very proud to sponsor their silent auction for the third year in a row.  On Sunday, April 22nd, HBB will join participating artists and special guests for a cocktail reception celebrating the Eighth Annual Silent Auction, a twelve-day event that features works in a variety of media and at all prices, including pieces by Cindy Sherman, Richard Serra, Mickalene Thomas, Nate Lowman and over 80 more world-renowned and emerging artists.

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